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When you're watching a movie on crackle and and you fuck her titties and spackle all over her tits after.
The act of watching crackle and spackling on her tits.
If you do this you will be a true crackle and titty spackle master.
by BeatingUpMidgets June 27, 2016

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When you punch a girl in the cunt so hard she rages and screams louder than a blender.
The act of punching a girl in the cunt as hard as you can to successfully make her become a raging cunt blender.
by BeatingUpMidgets June 27, 2016

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When the leader of your country forcabley sharts on your children.
Oh wow President Bashar al-Assad is back at it again Gasisis attackis'ing the kids down the street again.
by BeatingUpMidgets April 21, 2017

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