2 definitions by Da Moustafocka

Schwagg Muffin

A chick who thinks she's hot and dresses like a hot chick, but is actually pretty ugly and/or fat.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that fat ugly chick, why does she think she can dress like that? It's just gross.

Guy 2: I know, man. She's a real schwagg muffin.

by Da Moustafocka November 2, 2008

Cackle Spackle

The debris propelled from one's mouth upon bursting into laughter.

Don't make someone laugh after they eat a handful of peanuts, otherwise you will feel the force of their cackle spackle.

by Da Moustafocka January 9, 2010