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Cracker Smack

Cracker Smack is the dumb shit white people be saying
"Did you hear what Timothy said, he said all black people are racist."
"Man I'm telling you, he just speaking Cracker Smack
Cracker Smack by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017

smack cracker

An inbred sheep dickin', illiterate / hillbilly-d poppin', white trash (or not) southern racist with a heroin or opiate addiction. Known for fathering several younger brothers (Leroy, Luke and Levi), and a sister named May (aka mama) in an effort to boost the working population for the family's All Natural Fertilizer business. A cracker so dumb, they stole Oxytocin instead of Oxycontin from the drug store cause they couldn't spell. A cracker so dumb, they still use manure as the "secret ingredient" for binding the Sowbelly n' Tuna Croquettes.
Luke: How many times do I have to ask you May, to sleep in my bed and keep me warm. Don't make me insist on it now.

May: You're not the only one in this family with problems.

Luke: When my brother, I mean my daddy is dead and buried, I'll be the next one in line to be gettin' with you regular like.

May: That's fine thinking Luke! You mean to tell me, "when that smack cracker brother father of our's dies for the hell he has caused this family's gene pool", you gonna be my daddy too?

Luke: Who said anything about gettin' a pool!
smack cracker by Tbird December 14, 2008

Cracker Smacker 

The act of a black person beating up a white person.
Damn homie, Jamal really put a cracker smacker on that cashier at Baskin Robbins.
Cracker Smacker by Murphy Llama January 17, 2004

cracker smacker 

A black male who only sleeps with white girls.
todd mouzone the original cracker smacker
cracker smacker by bigdids March 20, 2013

louisiana cracker smacker

The act of sprinkling hot ashes around the genital area during any sexual act while glueing crackers on your gooch.
Wow dude! The priest did a total louisiana cracker smacker to that nun!

Cracker smacker 

When you boutta beat the Poo poo out of a white kid
Boutta go full cracker smacker on joe Biden