clankaphobia 

the fear of clankers, robots, and ai.

john:"hey bill do you have clankaphobia"
bill:"what is that?"
john:"the fear of clankers"
bill:" AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

clankaphobia by BWMH4581 August 29, 2025

cannaphobia 

Unreasoning fear or antipathy of cannabis and people who use cannabis

Mom doesn't like that I use medical marijuana, she has cannaphobia.

cannaphobia by ilvadel October 23, 2011

Channaphobia 

Channaphobia (n.) - The irrational fear of dealing with it.

After being set upon by the AAGLG the young girls suffered Channaphobia for years to come.

Do you suffer from Channaphobia? If so you should consult your regular physician before taking Dealambiant. Dealambient has rare side effects including but not limited to: Internal bleeding, pregnancy, death, and occasionally looking like this
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Channaphobia by JPlizzat July 31, 2008

Channaphobia 

Channaphobia (n.) - The irrational fear of dealing with it.

After being set upon by the AAGLG the young girls suffered Channaphobia for years to come.

Do you suffer from Channaphobia? If so you should consult your regular physician before taking Dealambiant. Dealambient has rare side effects including but not limited to: Internal bleeding, pregnancy, death, and occasionally looking like this
'\O/`
I
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Channaphobia by JPlizzat July 16, 2008

Clintaphobia 

Fear of Hillary Clinton.

I have Clintaphobia.

Clintaphobia by Isis34645747486547 November 29, 2016

claraphobia 

fear of being a total fucking loser

claraphobia

claraphobia by miriamloplolololasdfglol December 11, 2012

Clarkophobia 

Ah innate, almost genetic fear of getting both of one's wrists broken and teeth kicked in. Once one has such phobia, those around them seem to show similar symptoms. (symptoms include shortness of breath, nausea and mostly death) R.I.P to those who acquire clarkophobia.

I have clarkophobia... Shit

Clarkophobia by Anonymous 373638 August 13, 2017