Crabboy

A quiet, intuitive ginger who is in the habit of nagging his friends to go crabfishing with him.

Crabboy: Hey, do you want to go crabfishing with me tomorrow?
Man: Get the hell away from me Crabboy!

Crabboy by MooMan98 April 1, 2009

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i’m crabby

A very iconic quote from Bryan Dechart, an actor best known for his role as Connor in Detroit: Become Human.

Bryan Dechart: Yeah I’m crabby, and you wanna know why? Because I have crabs. That’s right, I thought it’d be all fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a hooker named los cangrejos. Turns out in Spanish that means ‘The Crabs.’ I spent 700 dollars for the crabs! So the next time you think to yourself “hey I’ll have sex with a women that in that language means ‘the crabs’ “ maybe you’ll open up your traveler’s dictionary, but hey, now you know.
Everyone: i’M cRaBbY

i’m crabby by Im-crabby-you-wanna-know-why September 24, 2019

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crabby

cranky, bad tempered

are you feeling crabby?

crabby by sara March 9, 2004

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Crabby Penguin

Manically trying to attend to the genital itching caused by the parasite 'Crabs', typically in a fashion that appears to be an awkward, "penguin-like" dance to onlookers.

Mickey Rourke: What the hell is that wonky dance Lindsay Lohan is doing over there?

Danny Trejo: Dance? That aint no dance. She's doing the crabby penguin!

Mickey Rourke: Is she now?

Danny Trejo: Yeah, the little slut.

Mickey Rourke: Would you excuse me? I think I need to go help her do the crabby penguin.

Crabby Penguin by Christhejizzmopper October 27, 2010