blaine's definitions

DERP

a word used at the end of almost every sentence by anyone with a song in their heart. can also be used to express almost any feeling imaginable, so people can read your minds easily.

Fear- "Oh no! a hungry pack of flaming aligators!DERP!"
Surprise- "Ninja stars were just teleported into my intestines!DERP!"
Recovery from bad joke- "So he said 'what wife!'......a-DERP!" (rolling laughter)

by Blaine December 25, 2003

dickape

1) An exceptionally beligerent cocksucker who shares traits with an angry primate, and needs badly to be shut down.
2) Someone with a mighty hankering for a big juicy slab of wang.

GOD, you're such a dickape!

Get off my nuts, dickape.

I can't stand it when you get yourself all worked up over nothing, you stupid dickape!

by Blaine April 3, 2003

hollister

Hollister is a preppy southern california looking store that sells every color clothing except black. Sells, ripped/vintage clothing, and is owned by Abercrombie, but targeted at people between the ages of 15-21.

I just got these new jeans from Hollister, and they're ripped, but I love them!

by Blaine May 26, 2005

g-funk twizzle

A much cooler referance to use on any man in the place of the word/s:dude,bro,brothah,man etc...

-something to call a friend-

(1)"Yo what's up G-FUNK TWIZZLE, you crusin' over later for poker?"
(2)"Long time no see my G-FUNK TWIZZLE, how's the wife and kids?"

by Blaine January 5, 2005

glork

To derive meaning of a word from the context it is used.

I had to glork what my manager was saying when he told me to "stop fjording around and get to workies", but i could only speculate what he was trying to get at.

by Blaine April 8, 2004

Bb

It is a bottom bitch. This is the female owned by a pimp, that is in charge of the lower bitches..

That's my bb she keep all my hoes in line.

by Blaine August 1, 2017

bitchrape

1) The act of giving a total and complete dominating performance at the expense of someone else, as if you were to rape them like a little bitch.

2 (bitchraped) To get totally owned or annihilated in some form or fashion.

Haw haw, you got bitchraped!

Oh crap, Stone Cold is going to bitchrape Booker T.

by Blaine April 3, 2003