Crabbo 

a doggo but its a crabbo

"that is one cute crabbo"
"here comes that crabbo oh shit what up"

Crabbo by hand crusher July 2, 2018

crabbo 

A person whose falls between June 21 and July 21 -meaning they are a cancer- and who is obsessed with a knife.

Tom cruise would be such a crabbo with a knife.

crabbo by KingDevilGranite June 26, 2017

i’m crabby 

A very iconic quote from Bryan Dechart, an actor best known for his role as Connor in Detroit: Become Human.

Bryan Dechart: Yeah I’m crabby, and you wanna know why? Because I have crabs. That’s right, I thought it’d be all fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a hooker named los cangrejos. Turns out in Spanish that means ‘The Crabs.’ I spent 700 dollars for the crabs! So the next time you think to yourself “hey I’ll have sex with a women that in that language means ‘the crabs’ “ maybe you’ll open up your traveler’s dictionary, but hey, now you know.
Everyone: i’M cRaBbY

i’m crabby by Im-crabby-you-wanna-know-why September 24, 2019

crabbie 

Term used in Bahamian dialect meaning pussy or vagina.

"Her crabbie loose bey"
"I know your crabbie drippin now"

crabbie by tingumdem January 7, 2006

crablouse 

When the "crabs" and the "lice" on your genital bush mate and have children and turn into a super parisite. Very Devistating to your genital skin.

That motherfucker gave me the crablouse and it hurts. BBBAAADDD.

crablouse by somedeadguy March 26, 2007

Hermit Crabbing 

verb - the act of inhabiting your partners basement bunker(s) with your penis indefinitely until eviction notice is enforced from your landlord.*

*This is not to be confused with soaking

John: Hey Bill! Wanna go see a motion picture?
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet

Hermit Crabbing by hermitkraber December 8, 2014

crabbis 

The art of misbehaving, usually by tying balloons to noticeboards, or by beating the regular quiz winners at their own game.

Crabbis has struck again!.
That's just crabbis talk.
Are you ready for some crabbis?

crabbis by The Department of Crabbis spokesperson December 12, 2007