Crabbo
a doggo but its a crabbo
Crabbo by hand crusher July 2, 2018
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crabbo
A person whose falls between June 21 and July 21 -meaning they are a cancer- and who is obsessed with a knife.
crabbo by KingDevilGranite June 26, 2017
i’m crabby
A very iconic quote from Bryan Dechart, an actor best known for his role as Connor in Detroit: Become Human.
Bryan Dechart: Yeah I’m crabby, and you wanna know why? Because I have crabs. That’s right, I thought it’d be all fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a hooker named los cangrejos. Turns out in Spanish that means ‘The Crabs.’ I spent 700 dollars for the crabs! So the next time you think to yourself “hey I’ll have sex with a women that in that language means ‘the crabs’ “ maybe you’ll open up your traveler’s dictionary, but hey, now you know.
Everyone: i’M cRaBbY
Everyone: i’M cRaBbY
i’m crabby by Im-crabby-you-wanna-know-why September 24, 2019
crablouse
When the "crabs" and the "lice" on your genital bush mate and have children and turn into a super parisite. Very Devistating to your genital skin.
crablouse by somedeadguy March 26, 2007
Hermit Crabbing
verb - the act of inhabiting your partners basement bunker(s) with your penis indefinitely until eviction notice is enforced from your landlord.*
*This is not to be confused with soaking
*This is not to be confused with soaking
John: Hey Bill! Wanna go see a motion picture?
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet
Hermit Crabbing by hermitkraber December 8, 2014
crabbis
The art of misbehaving, usually by tying balloons to noticeboards, or by beating the regular quiz winners at their own game.
crabbis by The Department of Crabbis spokesperson December 12, 2007