Christhejizzmopper's definitions
Manically trying to attend to the genital itching caused by the parasite 'Crabs', typically in a fashion that appears to be an awkward, "penguin-like" dance to onlookers.
Mickey Rourke: What the hell is that wonky dance Lindsay Lohan is doing over there?
Danny Trejo: Dance? That aint no dance. She's doing the crabby penguin!
Mickey Rourke: Is she now?
Danny Trejo: Yeah, the little slut.
Mickey Rourke: Would you excuse me? I think I need to go help her do the crabby penguin.
Danny Trejo: Dance? That aint no dance. She's doing the crabby penguin!
Mickey Rourke: Is she now?
Danny Trejo: Yeah, the little slut.
Mickey Rourke: Would you excuse me? I think I need to go help her do the crabby penguin.
by Christhejizzmopper October 27, 2010
Get the Crabby Penguinmug.