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Crackarrhea 

When you take a hit of crack, smell crack or just think about smoking crack and instantly get the urge to shit or get explosive diarrhea.
Danny boy cashed in enough cans to get a $20 rock and the thought of coppin alone gave him crackarrhea
Crackarrhea by cookiesandtits March 31, 2019

Cryarrhea 

When you have diarrhea so bad your sphincter burns everytime you shit causing you to cry.
Tim was on the shitter all day with cryarrhea after he ate the chinese leftovers that sat out all night.
Cryarrhea by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

cramparrhea 

When a woman is on her period and gets booth cramps and diarrhea.
Brittany was ragging it and said that the cramparrhea was burning her butt.
cramparrhea by Big Josh April 29, 2008

cryarrhea 

The act of crying whilst being in the act of shitting, typically in the form of diarrhea.
Dude... the party was going great till I got hit with a storm of cryarrhea.
cryarrhea by Cean&Sole March 12, 2017

Criarrhea 

Criarrhea is the phenomenon in which you throw a packet of hot cocoa mix at someone's face and eyes, making their eyes sting and they begin to cry. The tears mix with the cocoa mix and, together, runs down their face; the result looks like diarrhea.
*Bob throws an open packet of cocoa mix at Jill*

Jill: MY EYES! YOU BITCH! *Jill begins to cry*

Bob: Haha, you have criarrhea now!
Criarrhea by Thegunk April 12, 2010

CHATARRHEA 

Online rhetorical spew, particularly in a chatroom, usually by someone suffering Online Personality or Online multiple personality disorder- Like diarrhea of the mouth, only in text form.
In a chatroom, Amber is talking about everything from politics to killing vietnamese people with a chair, to baking cakes for Jesus on Christmas. Is she okay, or suffering from Chatarrhea?
CHATARRHEA by jaytheorccc January 18, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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