Cryarrhea

When you have diarrhea so bad your sphincter burns everytime you shit causing you to cry.

Tim was on the shitter all day with cryarrhea after he ate the chinese leftovers that sat out all night.

by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

Cryarrhea

The process of crapping(bowel movement) and going diarrhea simultaenously.

When Jimmy got near the girl he liked, he went cryarrhea in his pants instead of nervous breakdown.

by Anonymous December 5, 2004

cryarrhea

The act of crying whilst being in the act of shitting, typically in the form of diarrhea.

Dude... the party was going great till I got hit with a storm of cryarrhea.

by Cean&Sole March 12, 2017

Cryarrhea

1) When you cry so hard that diarrhea comes out of your eyes, this eye-diarrhea is so named. Cryarrhea occurs when the feelings that make you cry come from deep within you.

1) When my 2-year-old daughter said she didn't love me, I cried so hard that diarrhea actually came out of my eyes...the nurse got me some toilet paper to wipe the cryarrhea from my face and shirt.

by Askanadult December 24, 2008

Cryarrhea

When one is so upset that they simulationously cry and have nervous diarrhea.

"bro, how'd it go when you broke up with Becky?"

"Not good man, she was so upset she got cryarrhea"

by KE 7 June 2, 2020

Cryarrhea

The type of diarrhea that is so torrential, painful, and humiliating that you cannot stop sobbing while you do the business.

'What's noise in the bathroom? It sounds like someone sobbing.'

'Yeah Gemma's in there painting the toilet. She's got cryarrhea.'

by Grooly_biscuit September 29, 2023