Crab Smasher 

A man who's task it is to utterly destroy a ladies southside seafood restaurant (vagina) and make off with the goods (ejaculate).

"Excuse me madam, would you like me to f**king smash your crab in as I am a crab smasher?"

Crab Smasher by bearded clam warrior March 1, 2010

Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼 

Crab Smasher:

A shot created by three bartenders in the Hideout bar in Bath U.K. Callum Rixson, Ross Mullins and Josh Linfitt (Scapegrace Gin Brand Ambassador)

Containing:
10ml Green Chartreuse
10ml Ardbeg 10yr
10ml Scapegrace Gin
2 Dash peychaud bitters

Try one for yourself #🦀🤛🏼

"Ere Dave want a Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼!"

Or

" My Ed's banging ad far too many of they Crab Smashers last night"

Or

"CRRAAAAAAB SMAAASHERRRR!"

Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼 by Gb_Bartender June 26, 2017

face like a smashed crab 

an ugly face, usually a woman's. this expression originated in australia.

she had a face like a smashed crab!

face like a smashed crab by b9 September 30, 2005

smashed crab

Word used to describe an ugly female face.

Bloke 1: That girl is hot.

Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'

smashed crab by Break the Cycle March 11, 2007

smashed crab face 

To have a pudgy, rectangular face in the form of a a deep sea crustacean, 'Crab'

Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face

smashed crab face by Enrique February 5, 2005

smashed crab

The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

smashed crab by Carl December 2, 2003

Face like a smashed crab 

An ugly ass person with a face only a mother could love, usually used to describe dirty shanky ugly girls, a face so bad that if your dog had a face like a smashed crab, u'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backward

me: holy shit, check out that dirty hoe, I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 40 foot pole
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food

Face like a smashed crab by Nate#13 September 21, 2005