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When something of value is stolen, and everyone who was in charge of safeguarding the valuable claims ignorance of just about anything. People in charge who confronted with questions about the valuable items usually answer, "I just dont know where it is" or claim that the valuables were "vaporized" when it was their job to know.
This comes from the MF Global scandal, and their CEO Jon Corzine, who stole 1.6 billion dollars of client money testified that he didn't know where the money was or where it went. Several other financial officers of the firm also claim total ignorance of everything and claim the money was "vaporized".
Apparently claiming total ignorance of everything also clears you of all criminal charges as well.
This comes from the MF Global scandal, and their CEO Jon Corzine, who stole 1.6 billion dollars of client money testified that he didn't know where the money was or where it went. Several other financial officers of the firm also claim total ignorance of everything and claim the money was "vaporized".
Apparently claiming total ignorance of everything also clears you of all criminal charges as well.
Dude 1 - I trusted Mike to watch my cooler of beer last night when I took my girlfriend home. When I came back, all my beer was gone.
Dude 2 - I didn't see him anywhere near it man, he was talking to some whores when you were gone.
Dude 1 - oh shit, I just got corzined! I can't even confront him about it because he'll probably kick my ass.
Dude 2 - looks like you learned a painful lesson. Don't trust Mike with your beer.
Dude 2 - I didn't see him anywhere near it man, he was talking to some whores when you were gone.
Dude 1 - oh shit, I just got corzined! I can't even confront him about it because he'll probably kick my ass.
Dude 2 - looks like you learned a painful lesson. Don't trust Mike with your beer.
corzined by Davester75 June 18, 2012
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Coiner
-"Dude, that portuguese guy just joined my h2h bracket and he already has 900 points! I hate these coiners!"
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Coiner by Tina-turner July 4, 2021
Scrotum cozies
Ever been lost in the arctic circle with your balls freezing off? Fear not! Scrotum cozies provide a warm, stylish home for your testicular regions. Just slip the fitted fabric over those precious gems and march off to the unknown!
Wife- " honey! Did u remember to pack your scrotum cozies? We don't want a repeat last trip."
Husband- "yes dear!"
Husband- "yes dear!"
Scrotum cozies by El domarino July 4, 2014
Coline
An amazing sexy person with a rack for days. Love having a shoulder to lean on. Is a shoulder to lean on. Too sweet for words, you can have her like a sister but u shouldny because you'd kidnapp her
Corine
Corine is an amazing person who puts other people emotions before herself's , she loves life, she is a ray of sunshine, she is always laughing but deep inside constantly battles sad emotions, the loves she puts out she never receives it back . stubborn, she is too forgiving, she is loyal to those that aren't loyal to her, she has a clean soul and is queen all hail Queen C
Corine is an amazing person who puts other people emotions before herself's , she loves life, she is a ray of sunshine, she is always laughing but deep inside constantly battles sad emotions, the loves she puts out she never receives it back . stubborn, she is too forgiving, she is loyal to those that aren't loyal to her, she has a clean soul and is queen all hail Queen C
Corine by GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN April 9, 2019