Cow tits
Cow tits by Jamall Bond August 4, 2017
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Sopping Cow Tits
Used to describe a pair of breasts that are both large like a cow and sopping. Sopping being an onomatopoeic word that cannot be precisely defined as it depends on context. Especially recommended for describing the rack of a girl having well formed and large boobs, typically by way of breast implants or just naturally massive melons, but also the jugs themselves must be sopping in some way. Very useful in situations in which describing the breasts literally would be onerous or cumbersome.
Situation 1:
D: What are Sarah's breasticles like?
A: Mate, they're Sopping Cow Tits.
D: Safe.
Situation 2:
D: Isn't that...?
A: Yeah, the one with the Sopping Cow Tits.
D: Safe
D: What are Sarah's breasticles like?
A: Mate, they're Sopping Cow Tits.
D: Safe.
Situation 2:
D: Isn't that...?
A: Yeah, the one with the Sopping Cow Tits.
D: Safe
Sopping Cow Tits by Mad Avid Ad May 5, 2011
Related Words
Sopping Cow Tits • cowtits • The cow's tits • cow tipping • cow girl • cow fucker • cow juice • Cow Man • cow pie • cow puncher
The cow's tits
When something is very good or above average. The equivalent to the bees knees, cats pyjamas and dogs bollocks
The cow's tits by fwantastique April 27, 2009
cowtits
A term which originally referred to women with huge, ridiculous breasts. Now it is primarily used by weeaboo pedos to describe any woman that has reached puberty, as feminity intimidates them greatly. Finds frequent use on /a/ and other anime boards.
*one guy is showing another guy a picture of his family*
Guy A: That's my dad, and that's my brother Alex, and this is my daughter, she turns 11 next-
Guy B: OMG fucking cowtits, disgustiiiiing!!! *runs away*
Guy A: wtf
Guy A: That's my dad, and that's my brother Alex, and this is my daughter, she turns 11 next-
Guy B: OMG fucking cowtits, disgustiiiiing!!! *runs away*
Guy A: wtf
cowtits by capnbeyond April 30, 2010
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