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(adverb) The sort of mile-long stare that a cow exhibits when out in the pasture chewing her cud or otherwise doing nothing but staring out into nothingness. Normally used as a metephore or simile.

She stood there with a blank, cow stupid stare. Nothing whatsoever was on her mind.

Cow Stupid by cristobaldelascasas May 19, 2006

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stupid cow

the easiest way to insult a woman

"get me a sandwich, woman"

"no"

"stupid cow"

and then he drops dead
[:
the end.

stupid cow by rawrpurpledinoivana July 25, 2010

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stupid cow

noun: a guy on discord that is annoying or stupid he gets upset very easily and most likely looks like the guy from the poler express or satin his hobbies usually include playing stupid games like rocket leag or cs go he loves balls and he is the route of all evil

oh yeah btw he really likes cars

me: I have a pic of you IRL

stupid cow: I'm suing you
everyone: goddamit cow

stupid cow by the guy 123456 September 14, 2021

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constupid

Being both confused and stupid simultaneously.

Etymology: Coined by comedian Patrice O'Neal on the VH1 show "Web Junk 20"--an Internet clip countown program. He used the term to insult a weatherman from Athens, OH who completely bungled a local news weather report.

You're worse than confused--you're constupid.

constupid by improviduto April 8, 2006

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Constupidity

When someone is so full of stupid, that there is danger that they will suddenly blow stupid out at others.

I am so sick of Dennis, his constupidity is about to explode and kill our conversation.

Constupidity by hsilived May 20, 2016

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constupidity

When someone is so full of stupidity that there is no hope of stupidity ever leaving them.

I'm tired of dealing with Dennis, he has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. His constupidity is bringing down our party.

constupidity by hsilived May 20, 2016

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Constupid

An adjective - something that is stupid based on things we have forgotten or never learned because of modern consumerism.

Our population has become so constupid, that we don’t realize how easy it is to make butter.

Constupid by Alexander Wallace August 15, 2022

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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