stupid cow

the easiest way to insult a woman

"get me a sandwich, woman"

"no"

"stupid cow"

and then he drops dead
:
the end.

by rawrpurpledinoivana July 25, 2010

funny stuff

it's a phrase often used to describe moments or things that were/are humorous.

but it was funny stuff!

by rawrpurpledinoivana July 25, 2010

Speed Clean

definition one- all the garbage goes in the garbage.
definition two- all the garbage goes in the closet.
definition three- all the garbage goes under the bed.

also see: MAKE YOUR SISTER DO IT.

i have major speed cleaning to do.

how will i ever get this done?!
well, i speed clean just don't open my closet.

i told you to clean quickly, not speed clean! now look at your bed !!

by rawrpurpledinoivana February 20, 2010