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Covidteria 

A colloquialism referring to anywhere you would be highly likely to find and then become infected with Covid-19.
That friendly looking place is a veritable Covidteria of deadly illness!
Covidteria by Dr Bunnygirl December 4, 2020

covidded relationship 

When two people are sheltering in place together, they are in a covidded relationship.
“When John and Ethan became roommates a few months ago they never realized because of the pandemic they would be in a serious and covidded relationship.”
/kōv•id•id/

verb
past tense; current reality
1. to have plans hijacked by the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic. 2.
a legitimate reason for emptying a bottle of wine while on Zoom, or Netflix, or while texting “Sorry you got covided. 😥🎂”
As in "I had an amazing birthday party planned for me, but I got covided." Or “Sorry you got covided. 😥 🎂”
covided by 1jlh1 March 22, 2020

Covidated 

When the number of new coronavirus infections or deaths on a given day happens to be the same as the date when the figure was announced—for example, Australia had 14 Covid-19 deaths on August 14.
Are the odds of a nation being covidated higher than the chances of it being hit by an earthquake?
Covidated by Covido October 15, 2020

Covidtude 

Having an attitude, way of thinking or feeling, that stems from the covid-19/ coronavirus pandemic.

A way of thinking or feeling in regards to the coronavirus pandemic typically reflected in ones behavior or demeanor.
The cancellation of events and social distancing have brought on an abundance of covidtude in people.

President Trump has covidtude about wearing a facemask.
Covidtude by Chels_85 July 2, 2020

covidteer 

A individual who has an irrational and obsessive adherence to Covid-19 protocols and masking in low-risk locations. Typically a liberal/progressive residing in urban areas. Prone to frequent and violent outbursts at random strangers for not wearing masks. Behavior is similar to a "Karen" but scolding is limited to masking and covid hygiene.

Covidteer, often known as "Masketeer" has pandemic PTSD symptoms and suffers from low self-esteem and occasional Trump Derangement Syndrome. Masking is considered a sign of dedication to a cause and "The Great Reset." Often calls non-masking people, "Trumpers." Cites guilt-transversalisms such as,"I'm not doing it for ME, I am doing it for YOU." Approach with caution when insufficiently masked . Can display similar behaviors to cultism. See: "Fauci-sexual."
Can be used as a verb: To covidteer someone
I was in the middle of the forest and these 2 Covidteers hollered at me from across the meadow!
I hate walking in Central Park-it's full of Covidteers.
I got covidteered last night by Jane. She made me wear a mask while we were screwing...
covidteer by cocoablini May 19, 2021