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covided

/kōv•id•id/

verb
past tense; current reality
1. to have plans hijacked by the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic. 2.
a legitimate reason for emptying a bottle of wine while on Zoom, or Netflix, or while texting “Sorry you got covided. 😥🎂”
As in "I had an amazing birthday party planned for me, but I got covided." Or “Sorry you got covided. 😥 🎂”
by 1jlh1 March 22, 2020
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Past tense of covide ( to be infected by by the Covid-19 virus)
In the spring of 2020, tens of thousands of people were covided by the virus everyday.
by tc77 March 30, 2020
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covided
/kōv•id•id/

verb
past tense; current reality
1. to have plans hijacked by dismiss from employment. 2.
a legitimate reason for emptying a bottle of wine while on Zoom, or Netflix, or while texting “Sorry you got covided. 😥 🎂”
As in "I had an amazing birthday party planned for me, but I got covided." Or “Sorry you got covided. 😥 🎂”
by 1jlh1 March 22, 2020
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1) The act of making a virus or other biological weapons and releasing it to the public in order to push the NEW WORLD ORDER agenda of top 1%.

2) The act of using the COVID-19 virus to push out and effectively killing all small businesses so WALMART becomes the only place to shop.

3) Deliberately coughing, sneezing , drooling, or spitting on someone in order to spread your COVID-19 infection.

4) Taking a grueling, painful, and otherwise horrendous shit, thus eliminating the bowels of feces.
1) Way to go America! You COVIDED the whole world !

2) Damnit! Now we can only shop at Walmart now that the rest have been COVIDED out.

3) “That piece of shit just COVIDED all over me!”
by AlienDavid-19 April 6, 2020
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When a project has been canceled due to the novel corona virus
"is this project still alive, or has it been covided?"
by Uncle Henry II May 21, 2020
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Using a fake pandemic to get out of anything that you don't want to do.
"Bitch on Tinder just covided me."
"Trump successfully covided a tax scam by contracting, then defeating a fake virus."
by Fast Phily October 7, 2020
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When a girl is blowing you and you pull out and bust in her nose and punch her in both eyes
Did you see Martha I think she is sick. Nah she got covided last night
by Hennebadger November 12, 2020
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