Covid-D

When banner keeps saying he has had Covid and hasn’t

I’ve had Covid between March and may, the twat. Claims to have Covid-d

by DUBYAC October 27, 2020

COVID’D

The act of something getting closed/ cancelled by COVID-19.

John: The NFL 2020 season just got COVID’D.

John’s Mom: Oh, really? Where did you find that word?
John: The internet...

by TheLethalTexan November 8, 2020

Covid Doable

The perception of increased attractiveness due to minimum social distancing and mask-covered faces thus creating amorous opportunities that would not exist under "The Old Normal" conditions. This may be also known as Covid Hot.

"Yikes! How'd you end up having COVID babies with them?"

"He/She was Covid Doable during the quarantine."

"Makes sense."

by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 1, 2023

Covid Driver

a person who drives alone with a mask on, usually drives poorly due to lack of oxygen to their brain

"Darn covid driver speed up or get out of the fast lane"

"Look at that fool covid driver, thinks he might give himself the virus "

by smitty007 July 7, 2020

Covid Dutch Oven

Burping with your COVID-19 mask on and smelling your own breath. Requiring you to marinate in your burp juice.

Jim: *burps*
Chad: Yo did you taste that burp? must be a gnarly Covid Dutch oven under there.
Jim: You're damn right.

by mrchubhabub September 19, 2020

covid denier

A person who covers-up or denies the existence of the ongoing coronavirus

bob: we must stop the spread of the coronavirus.

covid denier: there is no coronavirus it's just a flew!

by Anonymous Robloxian December 3, 2020

Covid Derangement Syndrome

Someone who is so obsessed with wearing masks and following covid guidelines to the extent they make their fear of covid other people's problem. Someone with covid derangement syndrome might yell at unmasked bystanders about their choice to wear a mask.

Damn, that girl with purple hair and face piercings must have covid derangement syndrome, she's wearing 5 masks

by Mr. Stonks January 10, 2022