County Fuck 

A person who been on the county ever since their first child has been born, and continues to have babies on welfare , relying soley on the government, never has held one job in their life , i.e. lazy , trifling tricks.

Dude 1: Man , shamika got all them damn kids and i ain't never known her to do shit besides breeding them bastards!

Dude 2: yeah bro , she ain't nothin but a county fuck , that's why !!!lmao

County Fuck by Blackcat89 , Prez.moore April 17, 2011

Butt-fuck county 

Butt-fuck county is a fictional area (or at least I hope and pray it is) in the middle of no where. May be used to describe a very rural and very sketchy area. Butt-fuck county generally lacks things like cell phone reception (to call the non-existant butt-fuck county sheriff), law enforcement (when your getting chased by a meth head farmer boy with a shotgun), and normal human beings. What it does have however are plenty of horse headed gal's, corn fields, trucks, farm animals, toothless "good ol' boys" and if you stop and roll the windows down (you probably shouldn't ever stop) you can often hear banjo's playing, if the sound of banjo's starts to converge from multiple directions you should promptly turn the hell around.

I was driving through West Virginia thinking it would get me to New York faster and my buddy told me to roll down the windows in when we were in the middle of Butt-fuck county, suddenly the sound of banjos got closer until we looked around and were surrounding by banjo players and angry farmers. We promptly turned the hell around.

Butt-fuck county by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 24, 2014

Country Fuck 

Noun. A person, generally male but can be female, who is native or living in the rural South or Plains States who is poorly educated, unsophisticated and demonstrates a general lack of knowledge, national and world events, of current or historical context.

May also be used as an aggressive insult to someone from South or Plains in a decent job or setting that makes error or mistake. Implies that no matter how far removed from their roots or heritage they may be, they are still inferior to the educated, management, middle or upper middle class as well as the rest of society in general.

Def 1. The county fair in Mingo County West Virginia was attended by a veritable bouillabaisse of backwards-assed country fucks on parade.

Def 2. After Private Jackson, a native of Oklahoma, had set the officer's tent on fire while trying to refuel the space heater, Sgt. Wilhemsen confronted the Private in an aggressive, angry and loud manner shouting: "Private, you have got to be be the stupidest Country Fuck in this man's Army. Food, like oxygen is wasted on you!"

Country Fuck by A Buckeye in New Hampshire August 19, 2010

cunty fuck 

used as a curse when something doesn't go right. or when there's a mishap.

*drops earring in toilet*
"oh you cunty fuck"

cunty fuck by fuckyourwhore September 5, 2006

cunty fuck bubbles 

When really pounding pussy, these little bubbles leak out from all sides and make for a really foamy gash. Pump fast and hard enough and they are thick as a MacDonalds Milkshake.

"I was going great but she was gushing so much when I looked down it was just my dick in a mess of cunty fuck bubbles."

cunty fuck bubbles by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006

shitty cunty fuck

an exclamation of excessive swearing usually used just to spite a "no swearing" rule or when extremely irritated.

"You can't swear in here."
"Yes I can. Shitty cunty fuck. See?"

"You were meant to pick up the kids an hour ago."
"Shitty cunty fuck!"

shitty cunty fuck by FreemDeem July 24, 2009

Fuck Count 

One's number of people they have slept with. A shorter and easier way to say "the number of people I've slept with".

Josh, "My fuck count's at 4."
Seb, "Damn! My fuck count is at 5 this week alone!"
Vicky, "I lost track of my fuck count at 18."

Fuck Count by psebq June 24, 2009