When your cousin has not shaved in a while but you eat her out anyway.
I had a Country Buffet with Stacy the other day. It was alright .
by JimmyBufffffet April 21, 2017
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the act of sexually eating out a prostitute when the Man or Woman vomits in the vagina of the prostitute, and continues eating her out.

Originates from collage students at University of Tampa FL.

Made famous by a underground rap group called E.C.E.
that guy was so passed out drunk last night that he preformed an "Old Country Buffet" on that slut
by Kris-Co E.C.E Rapper October 4, 2010
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Put deisred food (preferably broccoli and cheese or mashed potatoes) in grandmas vagina once awake in the morning. when dinner time comes Granny quiffs out your hot and steamy Old country buffet on your plate.
Hey mom, what are we having for dinner?

The old country buffet!

YAY!!
by Olivia Buckham August 18, 2011
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when you go to the old country buffet in a large group and your waiter says "Welcome to old country buffet" really slowly.
"Dude, remember welcome to old country buffet. and wait 15 seconds for the ice cream machine, or the fat mechanic."
by #1jolly roger May 8, 2009
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It's a restaunt that Elderly people must eat at in the early hours of the morning. If you deprive the Elderly of their Country Kitchen buffet they would wither away like a flower without sunlight.
"without country kitchen buffet, the old people will be powerless"- South Park
by Big Bubba B April 29, 2004
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South Park's version of "Country Buffet," A buffet style chain restaurant in Colorado that attracts a large portion of elderly citizens.
I go to Country Kitchen Buffet when I have the munchies but there's always a bunch of old people there. :(
by What is 7x6 April 26, 2010
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When you do her from behind, wrapping her legs around your waist like a belt, while she clings to her walker like motorcycle handlebars.
While you were at the movies I was really given it your Grandma Country Kitchen Buffet Style.
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 30, 2008
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