Count Fuckula

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One who is expert at fucking others
One who counts on getting fucked alot
One who has a massive cock
An experienced ass stretcher

Jesus, that guy is hung like Count Fuckula!!

Count Fuckula by Ultralord May 23, 2003

Words you can keep

Cuntfuckulated

Some completely destroyed

Example 1: "Jerry completely cuntfuckulated his back after trying to lift a car"

Cuntfuckulated by Cuntfuckulated_moutherfucker September 25, 2018

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Cuntfuckulate

To cuntfuckulate something,

is to basically MacGyver something together with whatever "cunt fucken things" you can find to get her done...

The motor blew up, But Dean "Cuntfuckulated" something together and got it running again.

Cuntfuckulate by Random0strichYT March 7, 2023

Cuntfuckulated

When someone does something so unbelievably stupid that it leaves you in shock and confused at the enormity of that person's actions

Her stupid behaviour and actions, left me utterly gobsmacked and very Cuntfuckulated

Cuntfuckulated by anonymous September 1, 2022

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026