Count Fuckula

One who is expert at fucking others
One who counts on getting fucked alot
One who has a massive cock
An experienced ass stretcher

Jesus, that guy is hung like Count Fuckula!!

Count Fuckula by Ultralord May 23, 2003

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Cuntfuckulated

Some completely destroyed

Example 1: "Jerry completely cuntfuckulated his back after trying to lift a car"

Cuntfuckulated by Cuntfuckulated_moutherfucker September 25, 2018

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Cuntfuckulate

To cuntfuckulate something,

is to basically MacGyver something together with whatever "cunt fucken things" you can find to get her done...

The motor blew up, But Dean "Cuntfuckulated" something together and got it running again.

Cuntfuckulate by Random0strichYT March 7, 2023

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Cuntfuckulated

When someone does something so unbelievably stupid that it leaves you in shock and confused at the enormity of that person's actions

Her stupid behaviour and actions, left me utterly gobsmacked and very Cuntfuckulated

Cuntfuckulated by anonymous September 1, 2022

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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