could you 

Referring to something you really, really cannot be bothered with.

I just walked through the rain for an hour, could you?

could you by jh11 April 8, 2011

Could You Please 

This isn't your normal everyday could you please, the way it is ment o be said is in a harsh manner, this is because it means stop it. Sorry this definition sucks, I am busy gherkin it.

Tina: Tyler! Get your hands out of your pants!
Sadex: Tina, could you please.

Could You Please by Tyler Sadex May 26, 2004

could you not

requesting someone to take back something they just did or said

You grab your girlfriends ass in public.
Response: Um, could you NOT? (emphasis on 'not')

could you not by Terence Michael July 24, 2003

could you fucking not 

What you say when you strongly disagree with something that was said/done/is happening. Can be applied to persons, actions, pretty much anything that you want to emphasize against.

1." Hey Im gay, fuck me in ass please!" - Peter
"Could you fucking not, were in public, dumbass" -Me
2. *Eating some lit french fries*
*Peter comes and starts munching from your fries stash*
"Hey Peter, could you fucking not?" -Me
3. *Waking up at weekend to notice that its raining like motherfucker outside*

"Goddamn, could you fucking not" - Me

could you fucking not by Realest motherfucker June 29, 2016

Could You Give Me Some Editing Tips?

The best pickup line in history. Used by famous internet YouTube star, Daniel James Howell, to his secret husband, Philip Michael Lester.

Dan: Hey Phil, could you give me some editing tips?

Could You Give Me Some Editing Tips? by WannaMakeOut_Cornflakes September 27, 2018

could you fucking not please/CYFNP 

A more rude and aggressive way of nicely asking someone to stop doing something.

*James pokes Becky*
Becky: could you fucking not please/CYFNP! its annoying!

could you fucking not please/CYFNP by dat guy! April 28, 2016

Could you help me find something? 

A question asked to a strange Women or Man in a SuperMarket as a way to break the ice.

Excuss me, "Could you help me find something?"... I was searching for something to say when I walked past you...

Could you help me find something? by yourwanting1 September 30, 2011