Coughidis 

Cause: laughing while drinking water and goes down the wrong hole or who knows

Cure: drink something without laughing

Bri was laughing so hard while drinking and then she got coughidis

Coughidis by Ab089 January 19, 2020

coughpiss 

An incredibly funny tiktok superstar, with over 10 thousand tiktok followers!

Friend: Hey dude are you watching coughpiss?
Me: Yeah they are the funniest person ever!
Friend: Hell yeah I love coughpiss too!
*They then made passionate love*

coughpiss by literally_a_discord_mod July 30, 2021

coughaliscious 

used to describe some really good herbal medicine, sometimes also known as the wacky weed marijuana.

Oh My GOD! That stickity ickity bud is absolutely coughaliscious.

coughaliscious by Timothy Steele September 29, 2010

couchitis 

couch - itis
When you are lazy as fuck and spend your days on the couch, you suffer from couchitis.

No man, I'm not doing anything today. I´ve got a bad case of couchitis.
lazycouchpotatohungover

couchitis by Two Giraffes November 15, 2016

Coughinshart 

When you cough so hard you shart in your pants.

I coughinsharted and had to clean my drawers.

Coughinshart by Narc9er January 4, 2017

coughits 

The Coughits- Kawf-Fits
When you cough and shit at the same time

Man, these coughits are killing my new underwear.

coughits by I dont know, really? April 18, 2018

coughii 

A Pretty gay memer who really doesn’t like talking to anyone and often gets forgotten but once you know one their personality is very opinionated. A coughiis worst weakness is not being able to admit they’re mad at someone directly to their face. But overall they’d are incredibly relatable.
(they cough a lot but ironically)

Man what a coughii!

*cough cough*

coughii by Butheyitsgay January 16, 2018