Coughilitis

A sense of being unwell for no valid reason, especially used to describe imaginary illness of school kids when they do not feel like going to school.

Tim: my brother Jim is not well today. He was "sick"
Teacher: Ah, a case of 'coughilitis'!

by The 8th Duke of Burgundy February 16, 2022

councilitis

councilitis Syphillis it is a contagious disease,this usually occurs when councilites meet.. councilitis

craighhhh:oight u from scunny mate??councilits phyllis:yeah ave it..(chat up line omfg i know!!)


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by ohdearcouncilone April 19, 2009

Councilitis

Chronic, debilitating condition suffered exclusively by local authority staff in the UK necessitating long periods of absence from work. There are no known physical symptoms although sufferers may appear to have a sore throat/bad back/upset stomach etc. There is no known cure but the condition will usually resolve itself rapidly at the point the employee has exceeded their entitlement to paid sick leave.

Manager: Where is Mark today? Colleague: Oh he won't be in today, he always suffers from Councilitis on a Monday.

by MarkBackers July 8, 2014