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Coughcussion

A medical condition characterised by head pain due to repeated violent coughs.

A person is said to have a coughcussion (or be coughcussed) if they have both a throbbing headache/migraine and a violent cough - the intensity of the cough causes additional head pain.

"I can't make it your birthday party tomorrow because I'm sick: I have a coughcussion."

Coughcussion by tRon NZ March 26, 2012

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Coughinshart

When you cough so hard you shart in your pants.

I coughinsharted and had to clean my drawers.

Coughinshart by Narc9er January 4, 2017

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coughits

The Coughits- Kawf-Fits
When you cough and shit at the same time

Man, these coughits are killing my new underwear.

coughits by I dont know, really? April 18, 2018

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coughakiss

Making eye contact with a member of the same sex while dancing sexy

Everytime I looked up Frankie was being a coughakiss.

coughakiss by Blabber0416 June 22, 2024

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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