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Coughcussion

A medical condition characterised by head pain due to repeated violent coughs.

A person is said to have a coughcussion (or be coughcussed) if they have both a throbbing headache/migraine and a violent cough - the intensity of the cough causes additional head pain.

"I can't make it your birthday party tomorrow because I'm sick: I have a coughcussion."

Coughcussion by tRon NZ March 26, 2012

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Coughinshart

When you cough so hard you shart in your pants.

I coughinsharted and had to clean my drawers.

Coughinshart by Narc9er January 4, 2017

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coughits

The Coughits- Kawf-Fits
When you cough and shit at the same time

Man, these coughits are killing my new underwear.

coughits by I dont know, really? April 18, 2018

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coughakiss

Making eye contact with a member of the same sex while dancing sexy

Everytime I looked up Frankie was being a coughakiss.

coughakiss by Blabber0416 June 22, 2024

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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