coughpiss

An incredibly funny tiktok superstar, with over 10 thousand tiktok followers!

Friend: Hey dude are you watching coughpiss?
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Friend: Hell yeah I love coughpiss too!
*They then made passionate love*

by literally_a_discord_mod July 30, 2021

Coughcussion

A medical condition characterised by head pain due to repeated violent coughs.

A person is said to have a coughcussion (or be coughcussed) if they have both a throbbing headache/migraine and a violent cough - the intensity of the cough causes additional head pain.

"I can't make it your birthday party tomorrow because I'm sick: I have a coughcussion."

by tRon NZ March 26, 2012

Coughinshart

When you cough so hard you shart in your pants.

I coughinsharted and had to clean my drawers.

by Narc9er January 4, 2017

coughits

The Coughits- Kawf-Fits
When you cough and shit at the same time

Man, these coughits are killing my new underwear.

by I dont know, really? April 18, 2018

coughakiss

Making eye contact with a member of the same sex while dancing sexy

Everytime I looked up Frankie was being a coughakiss.

by Blabber0416 June 22, 2024