Cougar Baby

1. A young man who is dating a cougar / middle aged woman

2. A young man who prefers dating middle aged women.

Guy 1 - Hey, I heard you went over to that Bon Jovi concert with that older woman, is everything ok?

Guy 2 - Yeah, that's my girlfriend Monica, Im her cougar baby

Cougar Baby by ValiantBert April 25, 2020

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Baby Cougar

(n.) a confident woman age 35-39 who is usually out of the club scene but like to go every once in a while just to turn up. She easily attracts men who are younger than she is because of her beauty, wisdom and drama-free lifestyle. She enjoys girl trips, dick deliveries, collecting vibrators, island baecations, getting dolled up for dinner dates, drinking wine at home, spa dates, cooking to old R&B, calm bars and lounges, and weekends having nasty sex and watching movies.

Girl 1: Did you see your mom dancing with that college boy last night?

Girl 2: Yes! He followed her around like a puppy dog all night!

Girl 1: She took him home! Girl, Yo mama is a baby cougar!

Baby Cougar by Btwitsjennifer May 30, 2018

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Cougar Baby • Baby Cougar • Baby cougar in training • A Cougar Ate My Baby • cougar • cougar bait • Cougar Cub • cougar crush • cougar den • cougar hawk

Baby Cougar

Smoking hot girl in her twenties who only likes younger men. She aggressively hunts 18 – 22 year olds and 16 and 17 year olds when in Nevada.

If you are 24 and trolling the high schools...you are a baby cougar.

Baby Cougar by WakeboardChick23 November 29, 2010

Baby cougar in training

When you are in your late 20s about to hit 30 you are considered a baby cougar in training. Meaning that from age 30-32 you have a leeway period that allows you to transition into your new role as a cougar.

Damn your about to be 30 and a baby cougar in training. It’s all good though you have a 2 year leeway period until your 32

Baby cougar in training by Youknow779$ May 9, 2018

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A Cougar Ate My Baby

is when your child has relations with an older woman(aka cougar).

women 1- I saw your son making out with an older woman.
women 2- oh no a cougar ate my baby!!!

A Cougar Ate My Baby by susan6 June 20, 2011

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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