coughation

Excessive amounts of pressure applied to one's larynx area from excessive amounts of food reefer.

Nigga 1: Man, you sho is coughin a lot .
Nigga 2: I got coughation.

coughation by King McQueen June 1, 2018

congration 

What you say to your friend when he/she brags about getting a good grade; a sarcastic way of saying "congratulations"

Tommy eagerly showed uninterested David his A+. "Congration" said David.

congration by Toilet Mike December 7, 2015

Crushationship 

You're not going out with him/her, but you do like them, and they like you too. Basically you act like you're in a relationship and get jealous when they talk to the opposite gender.

(In Kelly's head): Danny is so cute!! Aww we would look so cute together!!
Danny: Hey Kelly.
Kelly: OMGOMG ARHAERIHgshroihERK HI DANNY!
Danny: You cute. I'ma talk to Cindy.

Danny: Hey cindy, you hot.
Kelly: WTFFFF WE'RE IN A CRUSHATIONSHIP!! YOU BROKE MY HEART!
Danny: *just ignores* So yeah Cindy, Prom 201_?

Crushationship by In a crushationship October 8, 2011

coughatitous 

Non-stop coughing with no other symptoms. Commonly caused by post-nasal drip and allergies

Jimmy: I'm so tired of this. I've been coughing for a whole week now.
Bob: Oh man. You might have coughatitous.

coughatitous by Coughatitous May 23, 2014

Couchcation 

A vacation spent largely on, near, or around a couch. Sweatpants are the typical attire for this vacation.

School was canceled so I spent the majority of my couchcation watching TV and napping.

Couchcation by megd10 February 22, 2011

Coughative 

When someone is coughing all the time and won’t stop

That person is very coughative.

Coughative by Coughative February 3, 2018

Coughtation mark 

Coughtation Mark, (Noun) Is the use in text, and in verbal speech, of the word "cough" or by emulating the bodily function of "coughing" to humorously hide and or interject a snarky phrase or comment during conversation, usually meant to possibly annoy one person, while potentially amusing others present or partaking in said conversation.

Female: Does this make my butt look big?
Male: *Cough* thicc AF *Cough*
Female: Did you just say "cough"
Male: Yes, I used Coughtation Marks

Coughtation mark by WireableCarrot May 23, 2019