The act of getting laid by a peice of house furniture, particularly a couch. Soft billowing cushons seduce ones cock into an all out fuck frenzy.
What are you doing tonight? bro....I'm just going to hang out, play video games and get some couch pussy.....right on. bro.
by Ihama Kocsuka August 4, 2006
At a party, it's the drunk guy who chooses to lie on the couch and pass out instead of continuing to get drunk and fraternize with the other partygoers... and it's not even eleven o clock!
by jackazz712 June 21, 2010
by kidboston January 29, 2018
A nigga who believes he's fucking you into tomorrow but you feel nothinge because he's either fucking the couch or just lame at laying pipe
by TheFairyQueen December 29, 2016
by Cole V. July 20, 2008
by RNDRPS November 25, 2017