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The act of getting laid by a peice of house furniture, particularly a couch. Soft billowing cushons seduce ones cock into an all out fuck frenzy.
What are you doing tonight? bro....I'm just going to hang out, play video games and get some couch pussy.....right on. bro.
by Ihama Kocsuka August 03, 2006
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At a party, it's the drunk guy who chooses to lie on the couch and pass out instead of continuing to get drunk and fraternize with the other partygoers... and it's not even eleven o clock!
Hey Matt, quit being a couch pussy and come get drunk with us!
by jackazz712 June 21, 2010
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a girl that's just your thot, she stays inside the house and does house stuff only.
I love my couch pussy. So much better than those, "going out with my girls" thots. Can't trust 'em.
by kidboston May 04, 2018
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The space between two cushions on a couch.
Bro my girl was being a prude the other night so I had to settle for that couch pussy.
by RNDRPS November 24, 2017
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