Cottonpussy
Ron: baby you're so sexy let me put it in u
Me: sorry I'm so high I've got cottonpussy! Try again later :/
Me: sorry I'm so high I've got cottonpussy! Try again later :/
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Cottonpussy by Msdayna March 5, 2022
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cotton-pussy
The female equivalent to whiskey dick. Dry pussy like cottom mouth associated whith the dry mouth you get when you get stoned or smoke (420) marijuanna
Had to get out the K-Y jelly cause she had cotton-pussy. I said she was a coyote ugly but really my beer goggles gave me whiskey dick
cotton-pussy by Dan Dandy January 27, 2008
cotton pussy
Cotton pussy
Noun or adjective
a very dry vagina from smoking marijuana. The vagina is semi lubricated but not enough for comfortable sex. A cotton mouth sensation in the vagina despite being horny and aroused. Due to smoking marijuana.
Noun or adjective
a very dry vagina from smoking marijuana. The vagina is semi lubricated but not enough for comfortable sex. A cotton mouth sensation in the vagina despite being horny and aroused. Due to smoking marijuana.
cotton pussy by absolutseth March 30, 2015
cotton pussy
A condition experienced by women attempting to have sex after a long night of drinking and smoking marijuana. The over consumption of alcohol contributes to an overall numbing of the body and the marijuana dries every ounce of saliva from the mouth and natural lubricant from the vagina. This is made worse when the other partner (male or female) also has cotton mouth and there is no saliva between the two. Lubricant is the only solution.
Female: Damn it boy, you are so hot. I want you to fuck the shit outta me
Male: Come here girl!
Female: You feel so good...mmmmm
15 min later
Female: Motha fucker! I have cotton mouth bad and now I'm getting cotton pussy!!
Male: Shit, I got cotton mouth too baby! I'll grab some lube.
Male: Come here girl!
Female: You feel so good...mmmmm
15 min later
Female: Motha fucker! I have cotton mouth bad and now I'm getting cotton pussy!!
Male: Shit, I got cotton mouth too baby! I'll grab some lube.
cotton pussy by DivaFagMagnet July 11, 2010
cotton-pussy
The loss of sexual desire experienced by women immediately following consumption of marijuana. Likened to the feeling of dry mouth when consuming marijuana.
"Dude, I was all about having sex that night, but then I smoked and got a serious case of cotton-pussy."
Also can be used in the plural form, as in "I got a serious case of the cotton-pusies that night."
Also can be used in the plural form, as in "I got a serious case of the cotton-pusies that night."
cotton-pussy by Flyingtetas October 29, 2009
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