cottonhead
cottonhead by Will January 1, 2005
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Cottonhead
A married woman that thinks everything is hers reguardless of wether or not it really does belong to her.
I can't believe they gave her everything, half of it was mine, but I should have known better to marry a cottonhead bugawolf like that in the first place..
Cottonhead by DR.S Moostie February 8, 2019
cottonhead
cottonhead by V.D.K. December 30, 2008
cottonhead
when your head feels numb and fuzzy inside while being high as fuck. you dont even realize what the fuck is going on around you cause your head feels like your brain has been plugged off. what you hear might not be what they really said.
prone to act like a dumb ass. but who cares... :-)
prone to act like a dumb ass. but who cares... :-)
Rick- "yo i got the munchies, im going to 7 11, ya want anything?"
John- "word. i want Munchies chips and get me a Natty beer."
Natty- "what? huh?...i never fucked John...who you fuckin??"
...cottonhead
John- "word. i want Munchies chips and get me a Natty beer."
Natty- "what? huh?...i never fucked John...who you fuckin??"
...cottonhead
cottonhead by phatnatnigga February 6, 2010
cottonhead rattle moccosin
Mythical snake that inhabits the deep woods of Alabama. It rates up there with other wives tales to keep the kids out of the forrest.
Conjunction of cotton mouth, copperhead, rattle snake and water moccosin, all venomous snakes of Alabama.
Conjunction of cotton mouth, copperhead, rattle snake and water moccosin, all venomous snakes of Alabama.
cottonhead rattle moccosin by Ken Gman March 5, 2008
cottonheaded ninnymuggins
cottonheaded ninnymuggins by dfg January 5, 2004
cottoned pod
the act of takin the e juice soaked cotton out of the mouthpiece of a juul pod and cramming that shit into the pod to get the last of the ejuice off the cotton and into the pod in order to get the last tokes out of it
cottoned pod by fiend October 30, 2018
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