Cottonhead

A married woman that thinks everything is hers reguardless of wether or not it really does belong to her.

I can't believe they gave her everything, half of it was mine, but I should have known better to marry a cottonhead bugawolf like that in the first place..

by DR.S Moostie February 09, 2019

cottonhead

An elderly person. Derogatory. West-coast slang.

That cottonhead is driving down the highway at 20 mph.

by Will January 02, 2005

cottonhead

A very old person with all white or gray hair. Mostly used in a derogatory fashion.

Nah, I don't want to go to eat at Norms; its filled with cottonheads.

by V.D.K. December 31, 2008

cottonhead

when your head feels numb and fuzzy inside while being high as fuck. you dont even realize what the fuck is going on around you cause your head feels like your brain has been plugged off. what you hear might not be what they really said.

prone to act like a dumb ass. but who cares... :-)

Rick- "yo i got the munchies, im going to 7 11, ya want anything?"

John- "word. i want Munchies chips and get me a Natty beer."

Natty- "what? huh?...i never fucked John...who you fuckin??"

...cottonhead

by phatnatnigga February 06, 2010

cottonheaded ninnymuggins

a dumb elf, as coined in the movie "Elf"

"i'm nothing but a cottonheaded ninnymuggins"

by dfg January 06, 2004

Cottonheaded Ninnymuggins

A bafoon; someone who makes a simple mistake or falls for a childish gesture. A fool of sorts.

"Im such a cottonheaded Ninnymuggins for not realizing that!"

by TheWillBird September 04, 2018

cottonheaded-ninnymuggins

Reference to the movie "Elf"

meaning; annoyance, party pooper

A silly way to tell someone they are being petty, or of slight annoyance

In the ways of the elf, an impolite, rude, insulting term to describe someone rebellious, or with bad behavior

Please?!?
No.
Aw, C'mon don't be such a cottonheaded-ninnymuggins!

by czecsnut January 22, 2019