Cotton Dick

When it's humid outside and yo dick and balls start stickin to everything

"man its fuckin hot i got cotton dick"

by Eatdatgudpussy445 June 24, 2019

cotton dicking

Wrapping a cloth around the penis for a none traditional hand job.

Sue wrapped the corner of the sheets around Greg's penis for some harmless cotton dicking.

by MoonMarshall August 02, 2017

cotton dick

Your dick after using bad toilet paper to clean off seamen from masturbating. The paper deteriorates leaving fuzzy white remnants, making your penis covered in cotton.

Guy: Dude I jerked it like three times today and now I have the worst cotton dick

by W!LL July 02, 2008

Cotton candy dick

When you have cotton mouth and attempt a blow job

She was so high she gave me cotton candy dick.

by Hismajestypoopsmith September 14, 2021

Dick cotton

(Richard) Dakotah Cotton

Yo fuck dick cottonq

by Kimgnayr March 31, 2017

cotton swab dick chick

A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.

Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

Cotton Headed Ninny Dick

Taken from the christmas movie 'Elf'. A 'Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins was one of the lowest forms of insult, it's meant to cause offence. A term adapted to 21st century language.

"God, she's such a COTTON HEADED NINNY DICK"

by Jojo92 December 12, 2011