A word used to describe a female of a certain degree of attractivity. A female described as "couchworthy" has generally sizeable breasts and an appealing posterior. The term itself literally means that the female is attractive enough that the speak considers her worthy of being bent over against a couch for sexual activity.
"Dude, did you see that chick? She's so totally couchworthy!"
"Man, Susan's got such an ass. Couchworthy indeed."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'