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crosspital
It’s been a long week, I think I’m going to need to take a trip to the crosspital on Saturday to let loose.
Didn’t you rip the pen earlier? Are you sure you want a drink?
Welp I guess I’m taking a quick trip to the crosspital!
Didn’t you rip the pen earlier? Are you sure you want a drink?
Welp I guess I’m taking a quick trip to the crosspital!
crosspital by Adulting July 15, 2020
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Costpital • Compitalism • Copitalism • Costigall • crosspital • cuntpitalism • Hostpitalize • Coat Pitai
Copitalism
Copitalism is when cops are the owners of the means of production. So instead of capitalism where private enterprises own means of production, in Copitalism the police own all businesses
Teacher: “So my students, you all know capitalism and socialism right? We’ll get ready for…. Copitalism”
*all the students clap and cheer*
*all the students clap and cheer*
Copitalism by Bluburry February 26, 2023
Costigall
Costigall by Miss Tolerrr July 24, 2020
cuntpitalism
The bloodiest economic and societal system YET. It has killed more in 5 years than communism has in 100 years. Or even including today. Fuck those who supported this bloody ideology which only cares about money and not human rights. (Mat. 6:24)
cuntpitalism by #LGCC9CCPP August 24, 2021
Compitalism
Economic theory that combines communism with capitalism flexibly with any contextual variables.
Monopolies would become Targets for nationalization, nationalized necessities, ECT..
Monopolies would become Targets for nationalization, nationalized necessities, ECT..
Compitalism by Dr.Crow March 19, 2023
Hostpitalize
Hostpitalize is used to describe what investigation and resolution of any type of Computer Host Server that is not working properly, i.e., "goes down" and thus causing all of the attached Users being unable to access their data on the host server..
We all left work at 11:30 yesterday morning because they needed to hostpitalize the computers' host along with the backup host!
Hostpitalize by Dr. Real Nasty March 25, 2024
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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