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Costained

If you’re on a night out and you get too fucked you become costained.
Ross: I feel absolutely costained
by Paul Costain May 2, 2021
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flexible container of Massengill

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!
by Telephony May 4, 2013
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untruthful flexible container of feces

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!
by Telephony May 4, 2013
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cocained matthew

When Matthew is so fucked up from cocaine that he turns into a Cocained Matthew
Whoa dude, Matthew got super done on cocaine that he became a fucked up Cocained Matthew
by unodos324 June 11, 2018
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contained randomness

1.an organized cult of enlightened individuals who have mastered the art of containing even the most extreme influences of humour without showing the slightest sign of and expression

2.performing acts of randomness that is difficult to notice as it is performed very quickly, and is undetectable as the person(s), contain there laughter, no matter how extreme the humour
"damn rorz, you are the jedi of contained randomness, how do you do it?"
by Rorz n Wilde December 2, 2004
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Chastained

The event in which a race car driver spins or crashes as a result of NASCAR Cup Series driver Ross Chastain's actions on the racetrack.

Popularized by fellow competitor Kyle Busch following an incident at Richmond Raceway on August 14th, 2022, the term has been used widely among NASCAR fans who have witnessed the alarming number of casualties caused by the hands of Chastain.

Earning a reputation as a highly talented but overly aggressive driver, the eighth-generation watermelon farmer has made several on-track rivals during his short time driving for competitive teams in NASCAR. His balls-to-the-wall racing style could possibly be linked to his time driving for underfunded teams on his journey to the NASCAR Cup Series, during which he clawed for every position in the running order.

"I love Ross Chastain. He’s a really good race car driver, but he’s got to find a way...to run these races without constantly making contact." - Jeff Burton
"We were Chastained this week. We were his victim this week." - Kyle Busch

"Insert Driver Name Here just got Chastained." - NASCAR Fans on any given weekend
by racetrackk1ng August 22, 2022
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container ass

Container ass is used to describe an ass that only looks good because of the pants being worn. The definition works two ways in that the ass only looks good when in a container (pants) and the pants contain(h)er ass.
Damn, she has a hot ass! Yea, but take off the pants and I'll bet it's a container ass.
by www.analdoesntcount.com October 26, 2007
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