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Cosmopolis

That is literally the best movie in the world without Rob in it. With Rob it would be illegal. With Rob mostly wearing a suit it becomes physically impossible. With Rob mostly wearing a suit & shades it becomes.....I don't even fucking know but it's like amazing had sex with fucking awesome & their baby is a word that has never been said.
The movie Cosmopolis is unbelievable.
by iadorepugs October 3, 2012
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cosmopolis

a place that sucks...
cosmopolis, WA
don't go to cosmopolis.
by l3ored. January 22, 2009
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Coñopolis

Ciudad de los coños, se usa como expresión. Originalmente dicha por el jugador de fortnite Jelty.
¡Coñopolis, me deletearon!
by angefofo October 31, 2020
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cosmopolitician

a person in political office who also poses for a spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.
Scott Brown is the first cosmopolitician to be elected senator in the state of Massachusetts.
by stuartvision January 21, 2010
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cosmopolitan

A magazine that makes women believe that you can suck hundreds of dicks and not be a worthless whore as long as you wear nice clothes and expensive perfume.
Cosmopolitan has a new article entitled 'What Guys Really Want', written by some short, metrosexual, Puerto-Rican tosser whose views the editors erroneously believe represent the entire male population's.
by SimboBimbo January 22, 2007
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Cosmopolitan magazine

also known by some by "Cosmo" and "women's Bible"

magazine for the 18-35 mostly Caucasian female population, though teens and pre-teens read it as well.

teaches virtues and life lessons like "90 ways to please your man" and "How to make men want you."

can be incredibly funny, ridiculous or offensive depending on one's perspective.

has single-handedly set a particular type of woman back many years, defining women solely by their relationships with men.
I didn't renew my Cosmopolitan magazine subscription because the message it sends is horrible.

I read Cosmopolitan magazine every month. It's the only reading I do. Because of Cosmo, I can now give amazing blow jobs and dress to impress men.
by margaretsanger December 26, 2005
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cummopolis

a woman or man who has enough cum in them to feed africa for a year and provides most of the ingredients for protein shakes. they normally hat fat people but when the lights are out they don't care who's penis it is as long as they can feel it.
Blair: oh my god, sally, your sisters a whore.her vagina must feel like sandpaper.
Brandon: yeh last week cummopolis came over. shes so big she took my whole chode and a charged busko
by invertedbbcgimp October 5, 2010
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