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Cosmopolis 

That is literally the best movie in the world without Rob in it. With Rob it would be illegal. With Rob mostly wearing a suit it becomes physically impossible. With Rob mostly wearing a suit & shades it becomes.....I don't even fucking know but it's like amazing had sex with fucking awesome & their baby is a word that has never been said.
The movie Cosmopolis is unbelievable.
Cosmopolis by iadorepugs October 3, 2012
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cosmopolis 

a place that sucks...
cosmopolis, WA
don't go to cosmopolis.
cosmopolis by l3ored. January 22, 2009

Coñopolis 

Ciudad de los coños, se usa como expresión. Originalmente dicha por el jugador de fortnite Jelty.
¡Coñopolis, me deletearon!
Coñopolis by angefofo October 31, 2020

cosmopolitician 

a person in political office who also poses for a spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.
Scott Brown is the first cosmopolitician to be elected senator in the state of Massachusetts.
cosmopolitician by stuartvision January 21, 2010

cosmopolitan 

A magazine that makes women believe that you can suck hundreds of dicks and not be a worthless whore as long as you wear nice clothes and expensive perfume.
Cosmopolitan has a new article entitled 'What Guys Really Want', written by some short, metrosexual, Puerto-Rican tosser whose views the editors erroneously believe represent the entire male population's.
cosmopolitan by SimboBimbo January 22, 2007

Cosmopolitan magazine

also known by some by "Cosmo" and "women's Bible"

magazine for the 18-35 mostly Caucasian female population, though teens and pre-teens read it as well.

teaches virtues and life lessons like "90 ways to please your man" and "How to make men want you."

can be incredibly funny, ridiculous or offensive depending on one's perspective.

has single-handedly set a particular type of woman back many years, defining women solely by their relationships with men.
I didn't renew my Cosmopolitan magazine subscription because the message it sends is horrible.

I read Cosmopolitan magazine every month. It's the only reading I do. Because of Cosmo, I can now give amazing blow jobs and dress to impress men.

cummopolis

a woman or man who has enough cum in them to feed africa for a year and provides most of the ingredients for protein shakes. they normally hat fat people but when the lights are out they don't care who's penis it is as long as they can feel it.
Blair: oh my god, sally, your sisters a whore.her vagina must feel like sandpaper.
Brandon: yeh last week cummopolis came over. shes so big she took my whole chode and a charged busko
cummopolis by invertedbbcgimp October 5, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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