cosmopolian

a word your friend says when they are meaning cosmopolitan

what is that drink ummm..... a cosmopolian?
no idiot it's cosmopolitan

by Nina C2000 April 17, 2024

cosmopolian

a word your friend says when thinking about a cosmopolitan

what's that drink ummm.... a cosmopolian?
no idiot it's a cosmopolitan.

by Nina C2000 April 17, 2024

Cosmopygian

The word Cosmopygian originated from the combination of the title of the magazine Cosmopolitan, which wouldn't let Sir Mix A Lot use their magazine title in his video, and the word Callipygian, which means having well-shaped buttocks. They thought it would be degrading to women as he talks about how he loves big butts. I think they were butt-tight conservatives.

A magazine that parodies Cosmo and supports his thesis at the same time, Cosmopygian. SuhWeet

by TA159 September 5, 2012

cosmopolitician

a person in political office who also poses for a spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.

Scott Brown is the first cosmopolitician to be elected senator in the state of Massachusetts.

by stuartvision January 21, 2010

cosmopolitan

A magazine that makes women believe that you can suck hundreds of dicks and not be a worthless whore as long as you wear nice clothes and expensive perfume.

Cosmopolitan has a new article entitled 'What Guys Really Want', written by some short, metrosexual, Puerto-Rican tosser whose views the editors erroneously believe represent the entire male population's.

by SimboBimbo January 22, 2007

Cosmopolitan magazine

also known by some by "Cosmo" and "women's Bible"

magazine for the 18-35 mostly Caucasian female population, though teens and pre-teens read it as well.

teaches virtues and life lessons like "90 ways to please your man" and "How to make men want you."

can be incredibly funny, ridiculous or offensive depending on one's perspective.

has single-handedly set a particular type of woman back many years, defining women solely by their relationships with men.

I didn't renew my Cosmopolitan magazine subscription because the message it sends is horrible.

I read Cosmopolitan magazine every month. It's the only reading I do. Because of Cosmo, I can now give amazing blow jobs and dress to impress men.

by margaretsanger December 26, 2005

cosmopolitan

a cocktail made famous by the show sex and the city. it consists of cranberry juice, triple sec, vodka and lime. this is an extremely girly cocktail.

1 oz vodka
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz cranberry juice
1/2 oz rose's lime juice
1 lime wedge

"I'll have a cosmoplolitan"

by Rachel Rose February 1, 2004