Cosmopenis

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A penis so small that it makes atoms look big

Yo dude, you got a cosmopenis? yikes.

Cosmopenis by Wheez x Drzy April 13, 2021

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compenisation

When someone does something/buys something/acts in a certain way in order to compensate for a small penis.

Guy A: See that short balding guy with the Ferrari? Yeah, I bet he's compensating for something...

Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.

compenisation by CapTim August 25, 2009

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compenisate

When someone attempts to compensate for their inadequate/small penis size.

"Look at that guy's huge pick up truck!"
"Yeah, he's obviously trying to compenisate."

compenisate by Urban Knowledge August 29, 2012

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Cosmopolis

That is literally the best movie in the world without Rob in it. With Rob it would be illegal. With Rob mostly wearing a suit it becomes physically impossible. With Rob mostly wearing a suit & shades it becomes.....I don't even fucking know but it's like amazing had sex with fucking awesome & their baby is a word that has never been said.

The movie Cosmopolis is unbelievable.

Cosmopolis by iadorepugs October 3, 2012

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cosmopolis

a place that sucks...
cosmopolis, WA

don't go to cosmopolis.

cosmopolis by l3ored. January 22, 2009

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Compenise

A way of asking if a person would like company for a period of time

Claudia: Would you like me to compenised you over the weekend?
Kaylee: Fuck yeah cum in my eyes too

Compenise by ciy August 28, 2021

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cosmogenisis

a really cool person :3

FOLLOW ME. @cosmogenisis/j

cosmogenisis by kandysquidd December 14, 2023

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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