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(verb): To enhance any visual experience by overlaying sparkly unicorn stickers. Stickers are placed willy-nilly and are meant to brighten one's day.
I was feeling so blue while reading about the swine flu, so I decided to cornify the page.
Cornify by Rubaby April 30, 2009
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to disperse cooties onto willing/unwilling participant(s); including inanimate objects.
You decided to cootify the food by sneezing on it.

germify contaminate
Cootify by ninik July 21, 2011
Boys named cortiny automatically have to have a big dick
Damn that nigga named cortiny he has to have a big dick
cortiny by Harem king CMRG October 31, 2019

cootifying 

the act of dispersing cooties to willing or unwilling parties. aka- making out
after the next tyrannasaurusr rex i make out with, i'm all yours for the cootifying
cootifying by webster February 1, 2004

Three Hole Certify 

The act of having sexual intercourse vaginally, anally, and orally with a woman. May take some time to accomplish, as anally isn't always easy to pull off.
I "Three Hole Certified" my buddy's sister at his wedding. (No shit, I really did it).

Did you "Three Hole Certify" that slut you brought home from the bar?
Three Hole Certify by ProOnThaSnow January 21, 2009
Cortiya is smart,kind,and nice will do anything and everything for anybody

Who's that girl cortiya

She's pretty Never by pass her bc you never know what you is missing.
Cortiya is amazing is any way
cortiya by Corliyah October 25, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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