Cootify 

to disperse cooties onto willing/unwilling participant(s); including inanimate objects.

You decided to cootify the food by sneezing on it.

germify contaminate

Cootify by ninik July 21, 2011

coolify 

To make cool or unlame.

If you weren't there to coolify that party, it would've been a total suckfest.

coolify by Dan the Wordman October 27, 2006

cootifying 

the act of dispersing cooties to willing or unwilling parties. aka- making out

after the next tyrannasaurusr rex i make out with, i'm all yours for the cootifying

cootifying by webster February 1, 2004

Cortify 

In Software Engineering; to think you're doing something really clever and awesome, but in the end, it is teh suck.

well, what you could do is cortify it such that passing in a negative value for userID excludes that user from the result set.

Cortify by Crunk888 August 25, 2010

Coolify 

To cool down people when not allowed to without permission

Andy is the one who had to coolify his mother illegally.

Coolify by anonymous February 22, 2023

Coolify 

Make something cool

That water will be coolify

Coolify by Aadiraptor August 2, 2023