webster's definitions

Zwelch

An online name chosen by homosexuals.

A person with any internet identity sharing any form of the word "Zwelch" is homosexual in real life.

by Webster April 30, 2004

micropenis

A penis shorter then .75 inches

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by Webster July 4, 2003

recycle

lose a ho
gain a ho

I just couldn't take it anymore, time to recycle her ass!

by webster November 25, 2004

coot coot

A small flightless bird indigenous to North America. Genus specie - cootia cootius

eg 1: Every weekend I try to catch coot coot.
eg 2: Stuff my pet coot coot with a kielbasa thanks and regards.

by Webster February 3, 2005

Blast Off

Having to take a mighty shit in someone else's toilet in there house, and hoping they don't smell it before you leave.

"After that cup of coffee, I need to blast off in Danya's shitter!"

by Webster March 31, 2003

steez

Skills so good, that things can be done with "stupid ease". Related words: steezy, steezed out.

Yo, did you see him do that? Damn, he has so much steez. Dude does it so good and makes it look easy.

by webster April 17, 2005

Rag3d

1. A Sharp, disagreeable body odor.
2. One lacking basic skill.
3. A small mule.

1. No offense, sir - but you smell like Rag3d.
2. Our only chance rests with Rag3d. Damn, we are screwed.
3. Today I got on Rag3d and rode him until my thighs bled.

by Webster August 18, 2004