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Coronacut 

When the elements of boredom and curiosity combine to produce some haircuts that would never see the light of day if there wasn’t a pandemic on the cards.

The indefinite length of quarantine, the closing of beloved trim locations and isolation from significant others spur some creations that would see a barber having to hand in their P45 under normal circumstances.

Hair professionals look away, as dodgy trims, uneven hairlines and unfortunate scalp reveals expose themselves and the rookies that produce them for who they truly are.
“Dad, have you ever wondered what I would look like with a buzz cut?”

“No son, but given this could go on for some time, *razor turned on* should we find out?”

5 minutes and one short walk to the mirror later

“Um... Dad... what the *fuck*... is that...?”

“It’s a coronacut.”

“...”

What are you looking at me like that for?”
Coronacut by BillMcGill101 March 26, 2020

Coronacut 

When all the barbers are considered "non-essential" and you've got to cut your own hair.
Bob: Yo! What's up with your hair? Looks like you got in a fight with clippers and lost."
Rob: Nah! It's the damn 'Rona. HAD to give myself a Coronacut.
Coronacut by SJFive0 March 31, 2020

Coronacated

When you think a bitch is hot and then she takes her mask off
Damn did you see latisha in the grocery store?

Ya I saw her outside she totally coronacated you
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022