Corona Cute

When someone is cute, but only when they have their mask on.

When someone is cute, but you don't know what the bottom half of their face looks like.

Barack: "Woah dude! She's Corona Cute!"
Jack: "Yeah bro, you should see her teeth!"

by DreamingOfLucidity September 24, 2020

Coronacut

When the elements of boredom and curiosity combine to produce some haircuts that would never see the light of day if there wasn’t a pandemic on the cards.

The indefinite length of quarantine, the closing of beloved trim locations and isolation from significant others spur some creations that would see a barber having to hand in their P45 under normal circumstances.

Hair professionals look away, as dodgy trims, uneven hairlines and unfortunate scalp reveals expose themselves and the rookies that produce them for who they truly are.

“Dad, have you ever wondered what I would look like with a buzz cut?”

“No son, but given this could go on for some time, *razor turned on* should we find out?”

5 minutes and one short walk to the mirror later

“Um... Dad... what the *fuck*... is that...?”

“It’s a coronacut.”

“...”

“What are you looking at me like that for?”

by BillMcGill101 March 26, 2020

Coronacut

When all the barbers are considered "non-essential" and you've got to cut your own hair.

Bob: Yo! What's up with your hair? Looks like you got in a fight with clippers and lost."
Rob: Nah! It's the damn 'Rona. HAD to give myself a Coronacut.

by SJFive0 March 31, 2020

Coronacated

When you think a bitch is hot and then she takes her mask off

Damn did you see latisha in the grocery store?

Ya I saw her outside she totally coronacated you

by Alabamacousinfucker July 10, 2020