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Coronacut 

When the elements of boredom and curiosity combine to produce some haircuts that would never see the light of day if there wasn’t a pandemic on the cards.

The indefinite length of quarantine, the closing of beloved trim locations and isolation from significant others spur some creations that would see a barber having to hand in their P45 under normal circumstances.

Hair professionals look away, as dodgy trims, uneven hairlines and unfortunate scalp reveals expose themselves and the rookies that produce them for who they truly are.
“Dad, have you ever wondered what I would look like with a buzz cut?”

“No son, but given this could go on for some time, *razor turned on* should we find out?”

5 minutes and one short walk to the mirror later

“Um... Dad... what the *fuck*... is that...?”

“It’s a coronacut.”

“...”

What are you looking at me like that for?”
Coronacut by BillMcGill101 March 26, 2020
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Coronacut 

When all the barbers are considered "non-essential" and you've got to cut your own hair.
Bob: Yo! What's up with your hair? Looks like you got in a fight with clippers and lost."
Rob: Nah! It's the damn 'Rona. HAD to give myself a Coronacut.
Coronacut by SJFive0 March 31, 2020

Coronachella 

A large concert or music festival held during the coronavirus pandemic of 2020.
Chad: Hey Dude, you going to that concert on Saturday?

Brad: Nah, I’ll pass. Have fun at Coronachella.
Coronachella by Murder Hornet June 24, 2020

coronacooties

An especially dangerous strain of cooties possessed by those infected with the coronavirus.
Please cough into your elbow, not your hand. I don’t want your coronacooties.
coronacooties by Sunny Cheddar March 5, 2020

Coronacoaster 

When your emotions are on a rollercoaster due to all of the news each day about the Corona virus.
"I wake up and I'm in a good mood, then I watch the news and I start crying."

"Wow, you're on a Coronacoaster!"
Coronacoaster by Plan-z April 8, 2020

Coronacane 

When a hurricane forms during the corona pandemic.
Dude, A Coronacane is coming, you better pick up more toilet paper!
That chronic painful burning sensation in the pit of your stomach reminding you that COVID-19 is our new normal.
You’re not sick, it’s just Coronagut!
Coronagut by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020