Named after The Great Cornholio and inspired by Coronavirus, the Cornholiovirus is basically any pandemic which causes people to go out and buy mass amounts of TP for no real reason. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: general twitchiness, a t-shirt worn over the head, shouting obscenities at retail workers, obsessive hoarding of TP, and overall cluelessness of any given situation at hand.

Overheard in store: "I am the Great Cornholio! You will give me all of your TP!"
Wal-mart employee over radio: "Security? We have another case of Cornholiovirus in aisle 15... please advise."

Cornholiovirus by ShangChang March 18, 2020

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the great cornholio

The alter ego of Beavis, an animated character who makes up one half of the dynamic duo "Beavis and Butthead" on MTV.

I am The Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

the great cornholio by Albert February 14, 2004

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Rusty Corndog

When one shaves his shaft and inadvertently cuts it, lets the blood dry, and then has his significant other give him a blow job.

Bro, I gave that girl a rusty corndog last night.

Rusty Corndog by RustyDog69 April 16, 2021

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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