Cornati

Someone who seems classy or elite but is actually full of corny drama, performative energy, or chaotic fakeness in a glittery wrapper.

That influencer gives such cornati vibes—like she preps fake tears before livestreaming.

by Pitch Princess June 12, 2025

cornatious

n.

someone or something that is outrageously lame and/or corny.

Mario Lopez says the wackest things ever. He is so cornatious.

by Mariel Antonio June 3, 2008

cormatic

Someone who's just really cool and completely on it. They have a thing for toilet roll dispensers.

"I love the janitor, he's so cormatic."

by Cormatic September 17, 2017

Cornalized

To have performed the act of being an Anal Intruder or even a Rectal Spelunker. Included in the act could have been a little bit of being a Bung Tonguer or a Bum Sniffer. To be cornalized is only offical if you totally gush your load deep in her stink star.

Larry: Hey Chuck, why are acting like your walking on air?

Chuck: Man I had a helluva great weekend!

Larry: You get laid or something?

Chuck: Not only did I get laid, Linda was the best Bag Lapper ever and I Cornalized her with passion, spurting the largest load I ever had deep in her balloon knot. She came like you wouldn't believe. Screaming into her pillow.

Larry: You lucky fuckin dog!!

by The King Cornholer April 14, 2008

Urination Coronation

The act of peeing in a circle on someone's head, usually as the result of bullying.

Big Al gave Tucker a urination coronation because he refused to give up his lunch money.

by levahan December 7, 2009

Carnation Instant Bitch

A breakast meal that allows the person consuming it to be transformed almost instantly into a raging bitch.

Holy shit you bitch, what did you have for breakfast this morning Carnation Instant Bitch?

by Debate December 24, 2007

Coronation

The time period in which the entire world experienced the Coronavirus outbreak.

History Teacher in the 2100's: "Tomorrow we're gonna learn about the modern dark ages, including Coronation."

by Drummer_Boi May 4, 2020