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Conquested 

A person you have previously had casual sex with.
"I haven't conquested that one yet but she's on the list."
Conquested by Bdizzle562 October 28, 2009

Conquezzered

A state of being queezy, confused,and frustrated!

In other words not knowing what's going on,thinking like a zombie
Freddy "A hot chick wants me to come over"

Bob "well, why are you still standing here?"

Freddy "Huh, what did I say I forgot?"

Bob "Dude you're Conquezzered, go home and take a slumber. I will tell that chick you said hello"

Freddy "Huh?"
Conquezzered by Ling Ling 2013 September 7, 2013

conqueefador

to conquer pussy,: to penetrate many vaginal walls with such force causing explosions of vaginal farts
damb boy you think you a pimp nah bro I'm a conqueefador I conquer pussy the number sancho

Cole came, cole slaw, cole conquered Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: A burger served with coleslaw
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Cole came, cole slaw, cole conquered Burger, you should try it!"

conquered 

V. To have been defeated by alcohol/tiredness.
Mate, you look conquered, was it a late one last night?
'Would you like another pint?'. 'No thanks, i'm conquered'
conquered by Wixon November 1, 2007

Cougar Conquerer Kitten 

An attractive young woman under 30 who steals an older woman's younger lover, hot older husband or rich older hubby or lover away.
"Did you hear what happened to Debra?"

"The cougar? The 42 year old woman with the 28 year old boy toy? no. what? is she ok?"

"he left her for a hot 22 year old Cougar Conquerer Kitten"
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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