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A mix of the word coquette and queef. A subversive take on the use of the word “gay” in straight humor by tacking queef onto different words.
When she is coqueef : 😍
coqueef by Thoushaltscoop January 11, 2024

Conqueeftador

He whose every insertion results in the expulsion of vaginal gases.
I GUARANTEE if he gets a girl on her hands and knees, she'll queef right after. He's a conqueeftador!
Conqueeftador by Ernie_C October 9, 2010

conqueefador

to conquer pussy,: to penetrate many vaginal walls with such force causing explosions of vaginal farts
damb boy you think you a pimp nah bro I'm a conqueefador I conquer pussy the number sancho
Coquefort (also spelt cockfort) is the buildup of cheese around a French man's cock. Very similar to smegma but with a hint of garlic.
Oh mon Dieu doctor, I have so much Coquefort! Help me s'il vous plait!
Coquefort by Encyclopaedo July 19, 2010

concubine conqueefador 

The name given to a World History teacher, typically being AP. This word can be used as a negative name, degrading the teacher's status, or as a pet name.
Negative: "I hate my World History teacher, she's such a concubine conqueefador."

Positive: "Hey miss class was really fun today, you're such a concubine conqueefador!"

[coquee kids]

PRONOUNCED: CAWK-EE KIDS.
classy/trashy teenagers that wear excessive hippy jewellery and LOTS of pearls. not afraid to wear anything too bright or blinding. very classy and cunning, and unlike scene kids, they are proud to be coquee. insulted when called "preppy" wear stilletos and white or black or polka-dot leg-warmers. make anything out of fashion look terribly good. coquee kids can't live without their mascara and lipgloss.
marilyn monroe, audrey hepburn, vivi vennei, hippie, junkie, urban, trashy, label, prep, coquee kids
[coquee kids] by xoxo______paradox January 17, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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