Corky Dick 

A retarded person's penis.

Person A: "Did you see that retarded guy's dick?"

Person B: "Yeah - it was a corky dick."

Corky Dick by Big Dashiki & The M(H)J September 16, 2011

corny dick

When your dick feels like corn

I had a corny dick for my girlfriend when she stripped

corny dick by Coat Man May 26, 2008

corkdick 

A term used to define people that are able to procure new or slightly used items for free by merely asking for them.

"Hey look at this new fishing poll I got for free!"

You're such a corkdick.

corkdick by streetbu February 3, 2010

conkydicked 

when your dick is affected by a nasty fungus

man, my dick has been conkydicked!

conkydicked by bigkok6 August 30, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008