"Yeah bro I finally bottomed for the first time - the cork popper left me unable to walk for three days!"
by cactusmug69 July 25, 2019
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Someone who drinks at least three wine bottles a day.
He goes to parties everyday and is a drunk and loves wine, so he is a cork-popper.
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When eye piece tensions run too high and sexual tendencies become abundant. Corks rain down from the metaforical and the caps spring into action. When the bells ring and sing Mason lullabies the woman cant resist a serton type of man.
"When Aubrey is trolling the cocks are always raining, The Cork Popper Of Earl is working."
by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019
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