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cork-popper 

Someone who drinks at least three wine bottles a day.
He goes to parties everyday and is a drunk and loves wine, so he is a cork-popper.

The Cork Popper Of Earl 

When eye piece tensions run too high and sexual tendencies become abundant. Corks rain down from the metaforical and the caps spring into action. When the bells ring and sing Mason lullabies the woman cant resist a serton type of man.
"When Aubrey is trolling the cocks are always raining, The Cork Popper Of Earl is working."

Cork Plopper 

A play on cork stopper. A type of poop that feels hard but is followed by a fast stream of diarrhea that was previously held in place.
"Dude I thought I had a no wiper on my hands, but it was a cork plopper and I ended up using half a roll."

"I could never squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer, I'm too scared it'll be a cork plopper and I'd drown someone."
Cork Plopper by Chucklefck March 1, 2019

cornpopper 

(adj.) Someone which is sexually attracted to a very innocent looking fictional character.
“Uhh, you want to fuck Isabelle? You’re such a cornpopper, She is just a cute dog!”
cornpopper by Darwin Devito January 6, 2019