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This is a person who talks about wine too seriously. They use adjectives such as "sexy", "attractive", "complicated", "tempermental" and "promising" to describe wine.
Linda likes the reserve pinot noir because of it's sexiness. She turns into such a cork dork whenver we are in Napa.
by Mike Chance August 29, 2005
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Slightly too into wine at the risk of removing all the joy from life itself.
What the PH of the water used to clean the bottles before labelling asked the cork dork.
by The BigBee January 26, 2017
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Noun. A dork made of cork. Not neccessarily from southern Ireland.
Lady Friend: "Not only are you boring, greasy and nerdy but you are also made entirely of cork. Sod off."

Cork Dork: "Ok."
by Doug May 21, 2008
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